June 6, 2008
For those of you that don’t know (because I didn’t) there is actually a town in Alberta called “buffalo jump head smashed in”
Because the Indians used to chase the buffalo off cliffs instead of using arrows or spears, this act of pure genius called for a town meeting
Chief: “YES RUNNING WOLF! I AGREE WE MUST NAME OUR TOWN AFTER OUR BRILLIANT FEAT! Lets all celebrate by….. chasing some more buffalo off a cliff!”
Tribe: “GOLLY!! Hip hip HURRAY!”
Well that settles it, once I become Queen of Canada I’m changing our countrys name (The name Canada comes from a Wendat (Huron-Iroquoian) word, kanata, meaning “village” or “settlement”.In 1535, inhabitants of the area near present-day Quebec City used the word to direct the French Explorer Jacques Cartier towards the village of Stadacona, a settlement on the site of present-day Quebec City.) to Shoes Shop brain freezed up, to honor the noble art of Shoe shopping and then buying a slurpee and subsequently getting a brain freeze from excitement on said shoes
“Omfg Jimmy Choos!!!!!!!”
*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
“OOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
On another note, my daughter turns one tomorrow!
Also I got the outline of my new tattoo done, I’m getting it coloured on June 15th. Huzzah!
April 25, 2008
Think you are old school? Then go check out Miss Trouble
And if not, maybe you just like Hot Trannys?
SO! Yesterday I was writting an email and I heard Chloe giggleing like a mad woman behind me, I turn to see what she has gotten herself in to now, perhaps my comic books…or maybe random cheese?
Nope, shes there grinning like a cat, standing with no support off anything but her tiny little legs. I wanted to run and grab the camera but I thought that might startle her and she would fall. So this went on for a total of 15 seconds! The little nugget is growing up 
So through out the night she would randomly stand up and go “HEC HEC HEC!*GRIN*” and then plop down again on her little baby bum.
She’ll be one year one on June 7th…… *tear*
In other news, I’m gonna go see my possie (Ugh did I really just say possie?) this weekend in Vancouver. I shall drink slurpees and play in the sun with my most favourite people. After that I get to grab my Mum and bring her back home for a week. Better late then never I say.
Also I got to talk to my amazing tattoo artist via email, apparently my new tattoo is going to take two trips at the least. I’m a little nervous but excited at the same time. Anyhow I’ll post the sketch once I get it….. sadly she couldnt get me in this weekend, but thats okay! This weekend is about sunshine baby!
I have nothing new or funny or interesting to really add to this post, it was all just an excuse to call Mike a tranny I’m afraid…. So here is a picture of a cute monkey sucking his own dink. Comence with the perverted boners internetz.
And yes the shower set is still for sale, its been the most popular and well liked set so far so get on it! Email me for details @ ifollowgoldfish@hotmail.com while the getting is good!
