Things that make me tick. In no particular order
May 15, 2008 1918comments
Karyn, My sister/daughter. What a hole in our lives has been left by little miss punk rock alarm clock trotting off to the other side of the country.The strangest and neatest thing (and coolest) about Karyn and I’s long friendship and this we share virtually nothing in common aside from a strong liking of each other. Our taste in Literature, Music, movies just to name a few are close to complete opposites (Not including a few guilty pleasures we share that I wont name at this time). So what does this mean? It means that we really really genuinely like each other despite our lack of interest in the silly trivial things that some if not most friendships are based on. Plus this girls got an ass that just wont quit (ass of Odin indeed).
Slurrey Mike. What a sweetie, but don’t worry I wont tell anyone (aside from my readers of course BWAHAHHA!). Aside from totally being one of the nicest and most easy to get along with guys ever,There are such things as soulmates out there, but maybe there are humourmates as well. If that is the case then Mike and I are definitely humourmates.
Since meeting we both were totally in sync with our raunchy retarded sometimes somewhat witty and intelligent humour. But dont get me wrong,
neither of us really posses any actually intellect whats so ever…just the ability to fake it.
Speaking of possessing intellect, that brings me to my next favourite thing.
Miss Trouble, otherwise in real world land known as Erin (also sometimes Aunty Fuzz and Emu Fluffer but thats a story for another day). What a brilliant little nugget this one is, also will willingly bend over backwards (….must not make sex joke) to make the ones shes cares about
happy. That beautiful innocent looking face, you’d think shed blush at the mention of something raunch?
Well then you would be 100% WRONG, this little kitten can crude with the best of us, and its almost just that much better coming from someone
so damned cute.
Also she I think is my only friend who actually knows what hobo bags and kitten heels are.
Next is Mark. A self proclaimed prick.
Also shockingly observant for someone thats practically stoned 50% of the time. With a heart the size of Jupiter this is a true friend. Like Erin he would also bend over backwards (all though this would probably look pretty funny) and go completely out of his way for a friend in need. Someone who actually listens when you speak, a joker, a WEIRDO and a true friend for life. Also I hear he can make some mean pancakes but I have yet to have any yet. Man I sure am blessed with wonderful people.
Vanessa, Well DUH! Shes hot!
Not to mention on the completely superficial side, Damn I have some pretty friends.
My Mom…. I just Love my Mommy 
Now on to less important things that make me go “Tra La la!”
Kitties; They are pretty much the biggest assholes of nature but still reign second favourite domestic animal with the populous. These guys, most animals have the decently to kill their prey before eating it. Not cats(with the exception of cheetahs..thanks mom) they’d rather play with their “food” eating it slowly alive. Not only that, they are barbed penises (peni?) so they can latch on to their mates whether they want it or not.
Ever heard two cats getting it on in the back alley? Not usually a happy sounding romp.
So esentially they are brutal vindictive terribly intelligent yet childlike molesters, but we forgive them because they are sooooooo cute!
Kind of like the Japanese!
Swimming Pools, I will own one someday. You wait.
Betsey Johnson, well despite her fan base being mostly high class hookers in the early nineties her style is one of its own and i love love
love it! Her dresses and purses and shoes quite literally make me weak at the knees. Who else could combine a purse of bright yellow zebra
stripes, strawberries and plastic punkrock pyramids and actually sell it for 200+ dollars (I bought it and its FIERCE!!!!!!).
Tarina Tarantino’s pink head collection. JUST LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!…Also her Alice in Wonderland Collection is really amazing too
Sushi is just damn tasty.
Stop Stareing clothing consists of high quality very expensive 40’s and 50’s inspired dresses. Bloody expensive but for good reason. Serious
beauty in these dress. PLUS their spokes woman is masuimi max, how can you lose?
(Masumi is also the spokeswoman for Paper Doll Productions
another beautiful clothing line I adore…in fact check out my new dress by said line)
Suicide girls. Yeah yeah yeah, say what you want about their business ethics and high school drama. The bottom line is 75% of these girls are crazy hot cool looking chicks that I would just babble like an idiot and maybe even drool in the presence of…. the other 25%….maybe not so much.
Toki Fucking Doki. Nuff said.
irregular choice shoes, with the weirdest and cutest most kawaii shoes I have ever seen (that aren’t totally tacky). Irregular choice holds
the gold cup in my heart, surpassing even Betsey Johnson and Chinese Laundry.
tattoos.
Art makes my life happy, makes me feel almost magical… as long as I’m happy with my creation…otherwise I’m a no talent hack who cant
get by on anything but my unique good looks…. which I suppose could be worse…
(model here is the beautiful Jessie Kitty)
Baby Chloe and Dave. Yup they pretty much rock (and are) my world. What a hot family!
Salt Spring Island Blackberry Port; Like an Orgy in your mouth (only less salty).
Music in all its glory and variety. I truly believe that without music in my life I would be dead, either literally or inside. What a wonderful beautiful thing this music is, its ability to change how we feel from sad, happy, contemplative, angry even horny with a change of a note and a spout of a lyric is truly brilliant.
Cereal is good, as are mashed potatoes but not together.
Books are second to music in my opinion, and I jam comic books and graphic novels in this category too as they can be just as good (or just as bad) as any novel out there. From Neil Gaiman to C.S Lewis, Bill Willingham to Kurt Vonnegut, J.R. Tolken to J.K. Rowling, CLive Barker to
Garth Ennis…Alan Moore…Charles De Lint… Warren Ellis… Grant Morrison… L. Frank Balm…Brian K. Vaughan…Yuu Watase.. Junji Ito….
I could go on and on and on, and just kind of did. I think you get my point, books = good.
and now we end this post with something ultimate, something that comes close to the ambrosia of the GODS!
SLURPEES!
The Yummiest yum that ever yumed yumtown! Mayor of yummington! Fucking Slurpeeeeeeeeees!!!$7242^*%@!!
honorable mention also goes to; pho, stuffed animals, sunshine, A-Line dresses, dolce and gabana, Carmen Electra, Jimmy Choo, Hello Kitty, and Rock steady
