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SO! Yesterday I was writting an email and I heard Chloe giggleing like a mad woman behind me, I turn to see what she has gotten herself in to now, perhaps my comic books…or maybe random cheese?

Nope, shes there grinning like a cat, standing with no support off anything but her tiny little legs. I wanted to run and grab the camera but I thought that might startle her and she would fall. So this went on for a total of 15 seconds! The little nugget is growing up

So through out the night she would randomly stand up and go “HEC HEC HEC!*GRIN*” and then plop down again on her little baby bum.

She’ll be one year one on June 7th…… *tear*

In other news, I’m gonna go see my possie (Ugh did I really just say possie?) this weekend in Vancouver. I shall drink slurpees and play in the sun with my most favourite people. After that I get to grab my Mum and bring her back home for a week. Better late then never I say.

Also I got to talk to my amazing tattoo artist via email, apparently my new tattoo is going to take two trips at the least. I’m a little nervous but excited at the same time. Anyhow I’ll post the sketch once I get it….. sadly she couldnt get me in this weekend, but thats okay! This weekend is about sunshine baby!

I have nothing new or funny or interesting to really add to this post, it was all just an excuse to call Mike a tranny I’m afraid…. So here is a picture of a cute monkey sucking his own dink. Comence with the perverted boners internetz.

And yes the shower set is still for sale, its been the most popular and well liked set so far so get on it! Email me for details @ ifollowgoldfish@hotmail.com while the getting is good!

I beg that you full screen this one

It’s called converstations with the universe. and I like it…. maybe I was just too fond of my new tokidoki purse… ah well…. inspiration is inspiration

In other news, spent the weekend in Victoria with Dave and Chloe. Bought comics from cute comic store guy, got a new bikini for summer…. I’m rather nervous about wearing it because my tummy is ugly still IMO….well maybe it will just be tank top year and the bikini will be for next year (I wore it in the hotel pool).

Took Chloe in to the pool for the first time, man oh man was she terrified. I got my first taste of that thing parents have to do, forsing their children to do things regardless of their total fear. After a while she stopped crying and was fine but only if I kept her very close to my cheast and held her tight.

 Dave got his hair done and looks absolutely beautiful, its amazing what a little toner and brown chunks can do.

I couldnt seem to get a good picture of it :\

But the downside? Ive been hacking up really thick flem and coughing like there was no tomorrow. Woke up this morning groggy, headachey and with a sore throught. Sweet mother of fuck, Ive just spent the last month and a half with pneumonia, DON’T tell me I have to be sick again. Whats WRONG with me????!!

 I like this picture :p

As much as the thought of marriage makes me shudder (well more like the cost…) 

This is so nerdy sweet, some ladies boyfriend hacked her bejeweled game and proposed. Bloody clever. Lets wish them a life time of shared pocket protectors and many many unattractive yet rich children.

 And thats all for today.

K so here we have it, I think I’ve figured out word press. Praise me for I am awesome and lovely and pretty too! Now that I have a propper blogging client installed on the server hopefully I will write more…. Huzzah!

Check out my new hair… I quite like it. Please excuse strange face I’m making (picture taken by the lovely Erin)

Minipops really brings out the irrational rage inside of me (you know the rage I smother in sarcasm and chocolate milk?).
Its the most annoying bullshit I have ever been unlucky enough to deal with… and I refuse to succumb to it just because I am a parent. Its been around since I was a kid and I believe that it may just be the product of the devil.

If you dont know what I am talking about this is Minipops
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndAVCnoligA&eurl

Dont blame me if you ears bleed and your eyes pack up their bags and hawl ass from your head

 
ALSO, I just wanted to remind you all that mothers day is coming up…my first one …. So yeah…. just saying…